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Beginnings: Hawthorn Football Club, nicknamed The Hawks, is one of the 16 Australian rules football clubs in the Australian Football League (AFL). The club, founded in 1902, is the youngest of the Victorian based teams in the AFL. The club is the most successful club in the modern era, having won 10 Premierships.

  • * Record Attendance: 72,765 on 25 April 1992: Hawthorn 20.15 (135); Collingwood 17.9 (111)
  • * Most Games: 426 by Michael Tuck 1972-91
  • * Biggest finals crowd: 118,192 for 1971 grand final at the MCG
Full Ladder Team P W L D FOR AGNST % PTS
3 Hawthorn 22 17 5 0 2134 1800 118.6 68

Hawks in Team of the Week

IT WAS hard to get all the heroes from a dramatic weekend of nail-biters into the round 14 Team of the Week, brought to you by Accor Hotels.

With four games decided by less than one kick and two of them featuring one-point margins, there were important and brave acts everywhere across the thoroughly entertaining round.

This week's team was built around Melbourne midfielder Jack Viney, whose courageous 38-disposal game despite a sore shoulder guided the Demons over West Coast in Perth.  

Marcus Bontempelli's work through the middle meant he was the pick of the Western Bulldogs' midfielders ahead of Jack Macrae, while Josh Kennedy was sublime in the Sydney Swans' latest chapter in their 2017 revival story.

Extremely unlucky to miss out was Richmond superstar Dustin Martin, Greater Western Sydney Mr Fix-It midfielder Sam Reid for his role against Dayne Zorko and St Kilda's Nathan Brown...

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Five talking points: R14

R14: Highlights v Crows Relive the amazing win over the Crows in Adelaide as the Hawks came out winners by 14 points.

1. Finals are off the radar? Yeah right!
Alastair Clarkson said one thing on the eve of this match but his actions told a different story, and so did those of his players. The four-time premiership coach said on Wednesday finals were the furthest thing from his mind. Maybe they are, but he and his team certainly haven't given up on them. Nor should Hawthorn's true believers following a spine-tingling win against the top side at Adelaide Oval. The Hawks coach brought in four trusted premiership players and 796 games of experience for this clash. Luke Hodge, Luke Breust, Grant Birchall and Ryan Schoenmakers returned and immediately made Hawthorn look more like a side capable of playing September football. The Hawks booted the opening two goals of the contest – two...

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Hardwick act to follow

R14: Highlights v Crows Relive the amazing win over the Crows in Adelaide as the Hawks came out winners by 14 points.

AFL 2017 Round 14 - Adelaide v Hawthorn

With a disposal efficiency of 85.92, Hardwick is the most efficient Hawk this season (of those to play at least 3 games) and 14th in the league.

Despite going in as firm underdogs, the Hawthorn outfit that took to Adelaide Oval on Thursday night were confident they had the recipe for success, according to emerging defender Blake Hardwick.

“We were confident that if we did what we planned, we could come away with the win,” Hardwick said after the nail-biting 14-point win over the ladder-leader Crows.

“It was just about sticking to the task and knowing what we had to do. 

“I knew we were in the game the whole time, and thankfully we were able to keep our cool and get the job done.” 

A sea of 45,000+ Crows supporters flocked to Adelaide Oval in hope of seeing a result...

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VFL teams: R10

VFL: Box Hill win in Ballarat Box Hill have continued their unbeaten run in the 2017 season with a win over the Roosters in Ballarat.

Two of the VFL’s in form outfits will collide this Saturday afternoon, with the table topping Hawks entertaining guests at Box Hill City Oval for the first time since May 14th.

Casey represent yet another challenge for Chris Newman’s charges. The Demons are the best performed side in the league in recent weeks, having won each of their matches since round 5. Ominously, they’ve already ended one unbeaten run in 2017.

It was the Borough who Casey put to the sword in round 6 and the in-form Demons will be keen to inflict a similar result on the high-flying Hawks this Saturday.

The experienced head of Brendan Whitecross headlines the ins for Box Hill, whilst young gun James Cousins features for the first time since round six’s win at...

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VFLW teams: R6

Hawks and Love Me Love You Box Hill Hawks' Bronte Bilston joins Brendan Whitecross and Love Me Love You's Lance Picioane to deliver a mental health message to high school students.

Every match seems to bring our VFL Women’s side closer to victory yet that glorious maiden win still eludes our grasp.

Our Round 5 clash against 2016 finalists the Eastern Devils ended in a tough 20-point loss, despite the fact that scoring shots ended in a dead heat.

For the third match in a row, Box Hill were in the hunt at the start of the fourth quarter but couldn’t come home with the four points. Despite dominating play for much of the final stanza (the Hawks won Inside 50s 13 to five), inefficiency in the forward half cost Box Hill dearly.

The Hawks will have no margin for error when they take to the field against Darebin this Sunday at Northcote Park from 11am. Whilst the Falcons sit in fifth...

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Solid return for Schoey

The Moments - Upset win in Adelaide Round 14 had the Hawks as heavy underdogs in the matchup against the Crows, but as you will see in this highlights package, the Hawks came to win.

VFL 2017 Round 07 - Port Melbourne v Box Hill

A consistent performer for Box Hill this year, Schoenmakers was rewarded with a Round 14 call up.

Opting for experience, the Hawks added four premiership players to their Round 14 line up before crossing the border to take on the first-placed Crows.

Alastair Clarkson’s bold selection moves seemingly paid off, with the Hawks pulling off an upset victory over the premiership favourites.

One of Clarkson’s inclusions was 2015 premiership player Ryan Schoenmakers, who hadn’t been seen at AFL level since the Hawks’ Round 1 loss to Essendon.

The 26-year-old utility took no time adjusting to the change of pace, finding himself lining up for a set shot just six minutes into the first quarter. 

Although hopes...

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VFL match report: R10

The Hawks’ unbeaten start to 2017 has ended at the hands of a well-drilled and clinical Casey Demons, with the latter running out 26-point victors at Box Hill City Oval.

In Box Hill’s first home match since the round 5 win over Richmond – and it’s first match off the bye – the Demons were simply too good on the day.

Lead by standout performances from Sam Weideman, who booted six goals, and Jay Kennedy-Harris, who racked up thirty-nine touches, the visitors turned in a complete four quarter performance to nab the four points.

The Demons came into the game on a four match winning streak and looked every bit the VFL’s in-form outfit right from the off.

They controlled the early exchanges, dominating both territory and possession to have the Hawks camped deep in their own defence.

Despite strong defensive efforts from stand-in skipper Max Warren, key back Kurt Heatherley and the hard...

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Weekend wrap: R14

The Moments - Upset win in Adelaide Round 14 had the Hawks as heavy underdogs in the matchup against the Crows, but as you will see in this highlights package, the Hawks came to win.

Cause for optimism

In his press conference on Wednesday last week, Hawthorn coach Alastair Clarkson spoke of the unlikeliness of the Hawks playing finals this year. Having endured a tough 2017, this season has emerged as more of a transitional season with greater opportunities for youth and the make-up of the list undergoing some transformation. After Thursday night, Hawthorn’s finals chances remain slim, but the brown and gold showed all the hallmarks of a side that deserve to be there come September. Only two wins shy of the seventh-placed Eagles, Hawks fans’ expectations should remain tempered but, nevertheless, this win has kept the small flame alight.

Upcoming Hawk defenders stand tall

It is...

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Alastair Clarkson is full of praise for his young defensive group

AFL 2017 Round 14 - Adelaide v Hawthorn

Ryan Burton celebrates a goal against Adelaide Crows in Round 14

Hawthorn coach Alastair Clarkson points to the efforts of his young defensive brigade in explaining his side’s stirring win over Adelaide at Adelaide Oval on Thursday night. 

Speaking on ABC Grandstand on Sunday, Clarkson was keen to highlight the roles of Daniel Howe, Blake Hardwick, James Sicily and Ryan Burton who were respectively tasked against the Adelaide star quartet of Rory Sloane, Eddie Betts, Tom Lynch and Taylor Walker. 

“Whilst they were all significant challenges for those players, we thought they all acquitted themselves very well,” Clarkson said.

“The exciting thing is the next generation are coming through for us, and while there’s going to be some ups and downs, we all saw that they’re on track, those boys.”

The upset win figures as a highlight of the Hawks season so far, in which they have recorded...

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The game that was: R14

AFL 2017 Round 14 - Adelaide v Hawthorn

Our win against the Crows, summarised with pop culture references.

7pm – We’re here at Adelaide Oval. 

Yep, again. Exactly three weeks since our last visit.

The nightmares from our horror first half are fewer… but they still pop up from time to time.



Any way, it’s a new week, a new round, and a new opposition.

Only the new opposition is also sitting atop of the ladder.


 17th takes on first.

Stranger things have happened, right?



7.20pm – Opening bounce time. Time to show these first-placed Crows what the unsociable Hawks are made of.


Q1 00:46 – Last time in Adelaide, no goal within the first half.

This time, a goal within the first minute. 

Silk, we love you.



Q1 23:30 – A couple of crafty Adelaide goals, before Langers bounces one through traffic to nail his second for the quarter.



QT – Scores are tied at 26 apiece.

No time for late fadeouts this week – let's get...

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Team announcement: R14

Team Announcement: R14 v Adelaide See the side that will face the Crows on Thursday night to kick off Round 14.

The Hawks have recalled a quartet of premiership players for their Thursday night clash with Adelaide. 

Grant Birchall returns for just his third game this year after a horrid run of injuries, and will be joined by experienced heads in Luke Hodge, Luke Breust and Ryan Schoenmakers. 

GM-Football Operations Jason Burt believes the playing group will benefit from the experience and leadership brought by the Hawks’ returning stars.

“The four guys coming in have over 700 games of experience and will bring some great on-field leadership and direction to our young guys,” said Burt. 

“Last week we fielded our youngest side in several years, but we think it’s really important to balance youth with experience in order to help players develop and find some consistency in our...

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No regrets for Mitchell

Tom Mitchell 'Will be better for the experience' Tom Mitchell spoke to the media today about the upcoming clash in Adelaide and how the team is changing as injured players return.

THE AFL'S leading ball-winner has no regrets about his much-publicised move from Sydney – where he played in last year's Grand Final – to Hawthorn.

Tom Mitchell has won 35 more disposals than any other player in the competition and averages almost 36 per game, including his momentous 50-possession game against Collingwood in round nine.

His consistently excellent performances have not translated to victories for Alastair Clarkson's Hawks, who lost their last two matches before the bye to post a 4-8 record.

"I am definitely enjoying it. It's a great club to be a part of and a great culture and I think I'm very fortunate to be in the position I'm in," Mitchell told reporters on Tuesday.

"I can understand...

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Match Preview: Round 14

AFL 2017 Round 11 - Port Adelaide v Hawthorn

Ricky Henderson is set to play his 100th game against his former side this Thursday night.


Both clubs will be refreshed heading into the final Thursday night game of the season. The bye was the perfect opportunity for the ladder-leading Crows (9-3) to reset after their 57-point thumping of St Kilda in round 12. Defenders Rory Laird and Jake Lever provided plenty of rebound out of the backline, while ruckman Sam Jacobs turned in another superb performance to press his Virgin Australia AFL All Australian credentials. The Hawks (4-8) are coming off a round 12 loss to Gold Coast and are entering a tough part of their schedule where they face the top three sides (Crows, Greater Western Sydney and Geelong) in the next month. The Hawks, who have played finals in each of the last seven seasons, are facing an uphill battle if they are to avoid missing finals this year.


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In the mix: R14

Bupa Recovery Report - Round 14 Hannah and Andrew discuss Gibson, Birchall, Stratton, O'Meara and others as they assess the current injury list.

Hawthorn looks set to welcome back an experienced premiership trio as they head to Adelaide to take on the Crows on Thursday night. 

Grant Birchall (knee), Luke Breust (illness) and Luke Hodge (groin) all look likely to resume their spots in the Hawks’ 22, as the side looks to start the second half of the season off strongly. 

Between the three, the Hawks regain nearly 700 games worth of experience. 

It will be just the fourth game of Birchall’s season, having been hindered by a broken jaw in Round 2 and a medial ligament strain in Round 7. 

With Josh Gibson facing a stint on the sidelines with an adductor strain, Birchall’s inclusion is of even greater significance given the number of experienced Hawk defenders currently sidelined....

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Bupa recovery report: R14

Bupa Recovery Report - Round 14 Hannah and Andrew discuss Gibson, Birchall, Stratton, O'Meara and others as they assess the current injury list.

AFL 2017 Round 12 - Hawthorn v Gold Coast

Gibson is the latest in a long line of experienced Hawks to be placed on the injury list.

Hawthorn will be without Josh Gibson when the side faces Adelaide on Thursday night.

According the Elite Performance Manager Andrew Russell, the veteran defender suffered an adductor strain in the Hawks' Round 12 loss to Gold Coast, and is set for a stint on the sidelines.

"He's setting down well, but he's probably going to miss two to four weeks at this stage," said Russell.

While one premiership defender goes out, another is set to come back in, with Grant Birchall having fully recovered from his knee injury sustained in Round 7.

"Birch has trained really well in the last two weeks," says Russell.

"He's available and hopefully he gets selected to...

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'Hiccup' for Jaeger

Hawks' elite performance manager Andrew Russell confirmed on Tuesday that Jaeger O'Meara had suffered another setback after at one stage being close to returning to play. 

He said O'Meara was suffering from "bone stress" in his knee. 

"It's a new injury, different to what he had before," he said, referring to the injury that kept him out of the 2015 and 2016 seasons when he played for Gold Coast. 

"We want him back at full fitness, which he's not. We got him to 90 to 95 per cent then new pain surfaced."

According to Russell, O'Meara's knee was settling down well and the 23-year-old was a chance to resume playing before the end of the season, however, the club would be "monitoring" that closely. 

"We are really confident it will because he had four months of pain free, high-quality training in the pre-season. He felt 100 per cent and he moved as well as he ever has before.

"He took...

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Best before bye: #1

50 in 50: Tom Mitchell Tom Mitchell racked up 50 disposals in one game of footy over the weekend, so we thought considering his lightning speed, why not look back at those disposals in 50 seconds.

To make sure you get your Hawthorn fix during bye week, we're counting down our top individual Hawk performances so far in 2017. 

Despite Hawthorn posting just four wins at the half way point of the season, there have still been several individual highlights that have sparked hope and excitement amongst Hawks fans.

Finally, in at number one....

Tom Mitchell

Round 9

50 possessions, 8 marks, 8 tackles, 5 clearances


Tom Mitchell has not wasted any time this season in proving his ball-getting ability to the Hawthorn faithful.

Having led the league-wide disposal count for the majority of the season, Mitchell’s best tally so far came in Round 9 against Collingwood when the former Swan...

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VFLW match report: R5

Getting to Know: Sarah Goode The former hockey player turned Hawk has fitted in well with her new teammates in a sport she says has allowed her to harness the exciting new pathways available.

Box Hill were left rueing missed chances after a 20-point loss at the hands of the Eastern Devils at Mulgrave Reserve.

The Hawks took it right up to the 2016 finalists from the first bounce and finished the match equal on scoring shots with a new high score of 49. However, the Devils’ accuracy in front of goal proved the difference as they consigned Box Hill to their fifth straight defeat.

After a selection shuffle, the Hawks hit the field with three debutants in Bronte Bilston-Gourley, Gabrielle Mahoney and Brooke Slaney. However, there were no signs of nerves in their start as Box Hill continued their trend of winning the contested ball and clearances against their more-fancied hosts. Clare...

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Hendo chalks up 100

R8: Ricky gets his first as a Hawk Ricky Henderson booted three goals in the win over the Lions, but it was this that marked his first as a Hawk.

Hawthorn utility Ricky Henderson is set to play his 100th game this Thursday night.

Henderson will reach the milestone as he takes on his former side, the Adelaide Crows, who he played 90 games for between 2010 and 2016.

The Crows took Henderson with pick 10 in the 2008 rookie draft. Having played only three games of football in the four years before being drafted, Henderson was a mature-age recruit who caught the Crows’ eye due to the athleticism he displayed in his previously favoured sport- basketball.

493 days after being a “speculative” rookie selection, Henderson was awarded with his AFL debut in Round 5 2010 against the Western Bulldogs.

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Henderson quickly showed he felt right...

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Bye rounds here to stay

AFL 2017 Media - AFL Excecutive Announcement

AFL Football Operations Manager Simon Lethlean says the byes aren't going anywhere.

The fans may dislike it, but the current bye system is here to stay, the AFL says.

In previous seasons, the bye rounds were spread over three weeks, but in 2017 they were fixtured over four rounds with Port Adelaide and Gold Coast involved in the inaugural China clash in Shanghai.

With every club now having had a mid-season weekend off, AFL football operations manager Simon Lethlean told SEN the breaks had been a success and had given the game much-needed time to recharge its batteries for the second half of the season.

"I think (they worked) absolutely from the playing, coaching and staff point (of view.) They need a break," Lethlean said.

"That's universally understood, and they get a four-day freshen-up, the players.

"They probably get a chance to reconnect with family and friends and have a bit...

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Round 12
When Home Away Venue
Thursday, 18 June (7:20 pm) Adelaide 12.13 (85) def. by Hawthorn 17.12 (114) Adelaide Oval (crowd: 49,108)
Friday, 19 June (7:50 pm) Richmond 10.10 (70) def. by West Coast 13.12 (90) MCG (crowd: 45,178)
Saturday, 20 June (1:40 pm) Carlton 17.8 (110) def. Port Adelaide 16.10 (106) MCG (crowd: 27,693)
Saturday, 20 June (4:35 pm) Greater Western Sydney 8.13 (61) def. by North Melbourne 18.9 (117) Spotless Stadium (crowd: 7,824)
Saturday, 20 June (7:20 pm) Western Bulldogs 22.14 (146) def. Brisbane Lions 11.8 (74) Etihad Stadium (crowd: 21,129)
Sunday, 21 June (3:20 pm) Geelong 13.11 (89) def. by Melbourne 18.5 (113) Simonds Stadium (crowd: 28,007)
Bye: Collingwood, Essendon, Fremantle, Gold Coast, St Kilda, Sydney

Round 13
When Home Away Venue
Thursday, 25 June (6:10 pm) Fremantle 12.8 (80) def. Collingwood 11.7 (73) Domain Stadium (crowd: 37,145)
Friday, 26 June (7:50 pm) Sydney 11.11 (77) def. by Richmond 14.11 (95) SCG (crowd: 37,579)
Saturday, 27 June (1:40 pm) Hawthorn 16.18 (114) def. Essendon 11.10 (76) MCG (crowd: 62,500)
Saturday, 27 June (4:35 pm) Brisbane Lions 10.9 (69) def. by Adelaide 11.16 (82) Gabba (crowd: 18,146)
Saturday, 27 June (7:20 pm) St Kilda 7.14 (56) def. by Western Bulldogs 9.8 (62) Etihad Stadium (crowd: 26,511)
Sunday, 28 June (3:20 pm) Carlton 14.19 (103) def. Gold Coast 9.15 (69) Etihad Stadium (crowd: 30,207)
Bye: Geelong, Greater Western Sydney, Melbourne, North Melbourne, Port Adelaide, West Coast

Round 14
When Home Away Venue
Thursday, 2 July (7:20 pm) Sydney 14.10 (94) def. Port Adelaide 12.12 (84) SCG (crowd: 28,316)
Friday, 3 July (7:50 pm) Collingwood 12.19 (91) def. by Hawthorn 15.11 (101) MCG (crowd: 75,880)
Saturday, 4 July (1:40 pm) Richmond 10.18 (78) def. Greater Western Sydney 10.9 (69) MCG (crowd: 35,968)
Saturday, 4 July (4:40 pm) Gold Coast 19.11 (125) def. North Melbourne 10.10 (70) Metricon Stadium (crowd: 14,444)
Saturday, 4 July (7:30 pm) Western Bulldogs 9.10 (64) def. Carlton 7.11 (53) Etihad Stadium (crowd: 31,445)
Saturday, 4 July (7:10 pm) Melbourne 9.6 (60) def. by West Coast 16.18 (114) TIO Stadium (crowd: 11,873)
Sunday, 5 July (1:10 pm) Essendon 8.4 (52) def. by St Kilda 25.12 (162) Etihad Stadium (crowd: 38,020)
Sunday, 5 July (2:40 pm) Fremantle 13.6 (84) def. Brisbane Lions 7.6 (48) Domain Stadium (crowd: 32,970)
Sunday, 5 July (cancelled) Adelaide vs. Geelong Adelaide Oval
  • The match between Adelaide and Geelong was cancelled following the death of Adelaide coach Phil Walsh on 3 July, with each team receiving two premiership points. It was the first premiership match ever to be cancelled outright, rather than rescheduled or postponed, in VFL/AFL history.[2][30] Starting times of some other matches were adjusted slightly to accommodate tributes to Walsh.[31]
  • St Kilda recorded its highest score – 25.12 (162) – and greatest winning margin – 110 points – in matches against Essendon.[32]

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